I've spent the day making stuff... generally out of stuff that was going to go bad. Banana bread out of, like seven squishy ba-nay-nays, for instance. And also this:
I'm crushed. This shit cost 60 cents or so and if it had worked out, Ida been a kale chip making fiend. To note, I myself tried to pretend to like it and after 10 bites or so, thought I may puke kale chips. If you're pretentious enough to think either yourself or your little crunchy children may like such a thing, see: Eatin'.