As Cooper was running across the kitchen yesterday he spotted something odd on the floor.
"What in the name of Pangaea?"
My brain quickly said "What the hell?" My mouth said, "Uh, by 'Pangaea' do you mean the large land mass that was the Earth millions of years ago?"
With an eye roll he mumbled, "uh... yeah?"
"mmmkay." So goes our conversations during afternoon 'quiet time'.
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The next 'quote' is hella hilarious to me. I don't mind giving you the context because, hello, I am pregnant with my fifth kid. Let's not kid ourselves:
Last night, after doing what-mommies-and-daddies-do-when-they-love-each-other-very-much, The Hubs opened our bedroom door to find a Cooper wielding a booklight in the dark of night. Hubs was taken aback and asked him what he was doing there.
"I came up to go to the bathroom and then I wanted to make sure you guys were okay."
Thinking quickly... and awkwardly... the Hubs told Coop he had a really bad leg cramp.
"Oh wow. It must have scared mama pretty bad then."
"uh... yeah... it was really, really bad... and, and mama had been asleep and... it startled her."
...I thankfully haven't had any weird questions (yet) today.
* * * * *And the following is a pic Coop took last night:
He claimed he wanted to document what his evening looks like for everyone to see. To this I give a big raspberry. =oP